piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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