Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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