You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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