He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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