Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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