Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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