escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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