I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Randomize
