it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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