I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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