Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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