What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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