Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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