K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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