with your own penis?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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