Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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