He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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