I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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