you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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