every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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