Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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