The maid of honor just puked.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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