we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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