butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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