Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
he puts the penis in happiness.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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