Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
so much tequila, so little girl.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
