so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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