Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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