scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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