all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
