You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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