this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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