I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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