we have officially lost it.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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