I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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