He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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