I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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