Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
A bitchslap is in order.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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