I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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