yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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