we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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