tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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