This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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