omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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