i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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