Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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