Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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