dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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