Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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