Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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